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“Congratulations to AVENGED iphone porn SEVENFOLD on their latest ‘covers album’ coming in at #1.
“Who knew that re-recording mobile phone sex METALLICA, GUNS N’ ROSES and MEGADETH songs could be such a worldwide hit!!?? Ba-dap Psssssss!!
“I’m on fire!!
“In case you’ve been living under a rock, AVENGED came in at #1 in multiple countries throughout the world. I’m happy for them. Good band. And while I like the new hd mobile porn record, and really dug the last record ‘Nightmare‘, mobile porn videos hopefully we’re all coming down from our post-orgasmic #1-album-bliss, because it’s time to call a spade a spade!! It’s time to poke a little fun at A7X, cause there’s some blatant jackery goin’ on there wiggas!!
“So here are my top 10 jokes about the new AVENGED porn apps iphone SEVENFOLD record:
10) AVENGED SEVENFOLD – ‘Now with even MORE METALLICA‘
9) AVENGED SEVENFOLD to change name to “SAD BUT TWO”
“Number of ‘spurting free mobile sex penises’ drawn on AVENGED logos suddenly skyrockets
6) After hearing ‘Heretic‘, Dave Mustaine flips out, blames Obama, METALLICA and UFOs for the A7X stealing milf mobile porn ‘Symphony Of Destruction‘.
5) After seeing how much success the band BUSH had stealing other band names for song titles, A7X decided to steal ‘In Flames’ for latest chorus. Future chorus lyrics porn phone include ‘Tr-vi-um’ and ‘Kill-switch En-gage’
4) Upon hearing latest album, Lars Ulrich goes all gangsta, breaks bottle of Dom Perignon on M. Shadows head, while his 11ft girlfriend put Shadows in headlock, as he screams best iphone porn in Shadows’ face, ‘You’re gonna rip off ‘St. mobile porn site Anger‘ next right, HUH? You’re gonna rip off ‘St Anger’ NEXT RIGHT? HUH, HUH, HUH!!”
3) ‘Black album’ sales skyrocket as fans realize where new songs came from.
1) And the #1 joke about the new AVENGED SEVENFOLD album: AVENGED SEVENFOLD release statement mobile porn clips that they’re NOT ripping off METALLICA, announce side project with Lou Reed.